- Me (thinking): Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this earth a great civilization, ruled by Queen Serenity
- Me: .....
- Me: what just happened
Ahahaha oh dear god, I remember these! I could never work out how to read them back in the day; learning how to all this time later is a fairly hilarious wrapping up of loose ends!
I made my Moonie Code. Maybe. I’m a bit fuzzy on the specifics, given that the instructions are written in yellow-on-orange.
SM:7+ F:sIn+Pl+Tx+vJa+Ne+Zo+Ku+aLuArDi X:a200jp|evs:m*mx|*en|*xm O:d-c—s-h P:a+++:eGrg:hBl-:bOzCn:gf
This is what adulthood is all about.
SM:5m+ F:sMo++Ma++Sa++Ch+Tx+++ v:BlM9++Ir+ p:FR x:jp+dic+ M:mxxm :C+ :A++
Blarhhghhg I can’t even finish this. I regretted this five seconds into reading the yellow text. This was such a strange concept. I was supposed to remember all this and read another person’s code?? Yeah right!
(Also, I absolutely have to, right?)
SM:5+ F:sMo++MeUr+Ne+Pl+Ya++½Ch++Tx:vZo+SaDeTo+:aNaRy+Lu++ArHe:pSSt2+ X:ajp½|dic|cwi:mmx|xm O:dc-s-h+++ P:a++½:eGGrg:hBr+++:bO:zLe:gs
-Beryl was in love with Serenity instead of Endymion.
-All Moon people were actually cats from Mau.
-Serenity really is a clone of Queen Serenity.
-Minako is the true princess, Usagi is the decoy.
-Nehellenia is Serenity’s split personality, splintered off of her like Peter’s shadow.
-Monster of the Week support group
I am 100% okay with all Moon people being cats.