sometimes before i pour out a full glass of coke or dr pepper or whatever i’ll fill the glass like a fifth of the way and then stand in my kitchen pretending it’s whiskey or something. then i’ll drink it down in one big gulp and make that grimacey face and pretend i’m thinking of some real deep tortured soul stuff.
oh, the things i do alone in the kitchen could fill a blog.
so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up
alright let’s do this
wow no that was exhausting
ok baby steps time
ok so far so good
AW GOD DAMN IT
maybe if I—